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Dipstick DRY. W T F.

14K views 16 replies 15 participants last post by  BMW_Matt  
#1 ·
I was under the impression the dipstick was a pretty failsafe measurement tool. I KNOW our oil level sensors are worthless.

So I did some maintenance on my car a few months ago...changed the oil and whatnot before a long road trip. Before I leave, I remove the dipstick (oily) wipe it off, shove it back in and pull it out. It is BONE dry. I try again...thinking I didn't have it in all the way. Nope. DRY. I check the engine, splashguard, parking spots, driveway for a single drop of oil anywhere...NONE. I was out of time so I said fuggit...I'm leaving.

3 hours later I pull over at a rest stop because my oil light came on. Pulled out the dipstick. PERFECTLY full. Wiped, inserted again, pulled out...PERFECTLY full.

This has happened a few times for me since. Sometimes, even when the car has been run for a while, the dipstick is perfectly dry. Then I check a couple days later and it's full. Are the oil gremlins playing tricks on me? If anyone has any ideas...let me know. It's annoying not being able to trust your dipstick.
 
#9 ·
I don't think the issue is how the oil is checked. The dipstick should never read "bone dry" regardless of how it's checked (unless the car is upside down, in which case, you have bigger problems than just your oil level). If you had not said that your oil light came on while driving, I would have suggested that your dipstick needs to be replaced; that perhaps the plastic tip was sliding up the stick and not going all the way down the tube (far fetched I know). However, since your oil light came on while you were driving, that may indicate a blockage that is keeping your oil from draining into your oil pan the way it should. I think we need more info.

How many miles are on the engine? What type of oil do you use? Have you seen the oil light come on at any other time? The oil sensor is known to go bad and show the following behavior: When you start the engine, the oil light it off. After a little while, the oil light comes on and stays on for about 14 seconds and then goes off and stays off. Are you seeing this with your car? Are you seeing or hearing any other symptoms (blue smoke, funky noises from the engine)?

We can speculate here out the wazoo, but you don't want to take any chances with a possible oil problem. Get it checked out by a qualified BMW tech (an independent shop would inflict less damage on your wallet).
 
#12 · (Edited)
The dipstick measures the last quart of oil sitting on top of the oil pan, so most likely, your either a quart low or you haven't checked the oil using the right procedure. Get the car to operating temp, drive it around a bit, then park it and let it sit for 10~15 mins, then check, odds are you checked it while the oil was not settled.

PS- how many quarts did you put in?
 
#16 ·
**** i think this is what might be happening to me... ccv, huh? add that to the list to get fixed...