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1) BMW is the perfect trade off for price and performance
2) An Expensive Car Does Not Look good with cheap parts that serve as shortcuts.
3) If you do not have an M3, good luck finding any performance upgrades that give more hp gains than 20 hp at a time.
4) If you do not drive your BMW fast, people lose respect for you.
5) You get what you pay for.
6) If you own a BMW, you will find you pick up more women.
7) You WILL lose sleep at night over it.
8) After a good 8 step car wash, you will not be able to look away from your car.
9) If you figure out all the easter eggs by yourself, you should get a job at NASA as a rocket scientist, or you probably already are.
10) When you feel accomplished about your Beamer, you have the sudden urge to log on and blog about your car on e46fanatics.com
11) Sometimes you blog about one thing, and the next day you totally regret it when other fanatics cut your head off.
12) on e46fanatics.com, there is such thing as a stupid question.
13) Do not swear at forum moderators, they do not like it, and their fingers itch to press the lock button.
14) "He who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes, he who does not is a fool forever" except on e46fanatics.com, your always a fool
15) People love to quote other people, and other people like to quote the quoters.
16)Brush up on abbreviations before joining e46fanatics.com
17) Everyone thinks their car is better.
18) Finally the truth is, that on any given day, all member of e46fanatics are throwing endless amounts of money into their cars, leaving us all on the same level.
18 part b) At least we can all agree that BMW is our choice for picking up ladies, making friends jealous, and having a fan-****ing-tastic time on the road.

19)You can say/type Bimmer or Beamer; whichever makes your weiner hard

Always a fanatic,
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:lmao: I have to agree with just about every point you made.
 

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19) A BMW car is a "Bimmer", a BMW motorcycle is a "Beemer".
 

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22) TrippinBimmer is Awesome and he Tried to Steer me in the Right Direction.
 

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20) if your rotors have crazy grooves on them change your rotors and pads asap
21) don't paint your calipers blue, red, yellow or any other color in the rainbow
22) Don't paint your car with house paint unless you're a fn moron, but do write to fanatics saying you're planning on it, so we know for sure you are one!
23)Don't write 30 paragraph posts...no one reads them.
 

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The only thing that I've learned from this forum is that our cars are old, cheap and nothing more than grocery-getters, that we buy because it has a roundel.
and; if you don't DIY maintanence then you are an idiot by default.
 

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Good thread is good.

24) Your "join date" indicates the date you first discovered the internet as well as the amount of automotive knowledge you have.

25) Posting a 500th thread about "oil" is not ok. Posting a 500th thread about snow tires or winter driving is perfectly fine.
 

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26) we all try to act like hard asses, but in reality we are all sitting on our beds in our wife beaters with our superman pajama pants, eating pop tarts while masturbating to some cheap Brazilian porn star as we have e46fanatics up in another tab
 
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