:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:Anonymous_FTP said:.....Tonight on ABC
...a man accused of murder today because his car was vandalized with silly string and feces. Reports state that Mr.Cecil328i awoke to find his car covered in green silly string and shit! He then searched the city frantically looking to decapitate the individuals responsible for ruining his BMW.
....Here's a reporter w/ the story...
Yes Lynn, Cecil328i is set to stand trial for brushing an individual to death. He used a brush with steel bristles. The murder brush was found on the counter of 3rd & Vine. Prosecuters say that they have a strong case, but the defense is claiming temporary insanity citing the murder was done "in the heat of passion". We'll have more on our story later on tonight. This is Evangelina Fanatica signing out.
Thank you Evangelina. We'll have more on this story after our commercial break.
(yes, I'm very bored! )
The thought just occurred to me. What if your dad was playin a joke on you? He dug up your **** from the toilet and slapped it on your car, while spraying silly string over the top to simulate some semen. :eeps:Cecil328i said:Dad asked me to go get some breakfast from McDonalds this morning, so i get dressed, go outside, see some greenish confetti type stuff on my roof......get closer......closer..........damn silly string on my right side with a piece of **** on my handle bar. The silly string was on the roof windows and some of the back. Luckily the silly string washed off with water but i havent tried the **** stain yet. Hope its dog ****. Anywho......someone is about to die.
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