Hi jfoj
Thanks again for your generous advice! I'm about to risk driving on the road in spite of the registration technically being expired, as I couldn't pass the smog cert, in order to acquire the data necessary TO pass. And then there's getting the car TO the smog shop - hopefully I can accomplish both today without attracting undue attention and getting slapped.
What I discovered, and it came as NO surprise, was that the tiny piece of rubber vac hose at the rear of the block (connecting the solenoid to the hard plastic line that goes around the bend up to the valve) was old, crumbly and LONG overdue! The easy one at the other end of the hard line HAD been replaced, but the mother dog unit was left for my enjoyment. Fun task for someone with large paws -- even involving loss of blood. But WORTH IT!!!!
After replacing, the diagnosis looked promising: there was 15 lbs vac to the valve, healthy air coming out of pump, not too noisy, and that for only about a minute and a half. Looks like it probably fixed the weakness -- will be trying your driving tips next.
And, as you confirmed that my use of the UltraGauge will only cause problems IF I make the active choice to nuke the memory, I can even set it to warn me if I'm approaching the 3000 rpm and/or the 60 mph limits. Furthermore, as you mentioned the Readiness Monitor, coincidentally I discovered this yesterday when I hooked it back up to clear the CEL and codes. Of course, all the things monitored in that list were clean slates, but that's about to change.
There was an odd thing about that Readiness Monitor thing, though, and I'm not sure how/why: I couldn't EXIT from there, PLUS it stayed on even after I shut the engine off. For a long time. Too long. Gonna run the battery down eventually if it stays on forever - so I unplugged the UG again.
As for the tech bulletin re: problems w/ certain of these E46s passing CA smog - with a workaround by flashing some update - apparently that had been done at SOME time in this vehicle, because this car passed smog last time (had to get it done immediately when we acquired the thing). So if it passed about a year and a half ago, it shouldn't need reflashing now, I wouldn't think.
As for O2 sensors ages - I don't know. I can try to ask previous owner - but this should be something I can see on my UGauge, right? And if they were problematic, I think this would show with codes OTHER than the 1421 and 1423 that have been intermittently cropping up (which I'm inclined to believe was caused by that weak vacuum hose).
I guess there's one thing about which I'm still unclear, regarding the "Drive Cycle" thing: does the engine have to cool clear down to cold between drives in order to log another count? As I mentioned, I am hoping to get this sneaking-under-the-radar driving completed today, tomorrow at latest.
Before I sign off - gonna push my luck with an off-topic query of your off-the-top cranial library: any idea why I can't access all the extra goodies in submenus from the dash-based test of hidden OBC info - particularly menu 19 items where I could theoretically see coolant temp, for instance?? (Sorry - can't help myself)
Thanks again in a HUGE way!
