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A-holes washing windshields!

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I damn near wrecked this morning on the way to work trying to dodge some billy-bob, mullet sportin' ******* who decided to wash the windshield on his company van while doing 80MPH going down I-95. It could be I just need to calm down but I can't STAND getting peoples 'muddy' run-off all over my clean car.

Somewhere between that and 'tossing' your cold coffee out the window and splashing it on my car should be grounds for justifiable homicide!

It also drives me NUTS when I park WAY OUT there at some shopping center and then a reclaimed or well-water sprinkler system kicks on and hoses my car down with calcium laden water which takes HOURS to polish and wax away.

I tell ya, they're out to get me!
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Whats worse is when you park way far out, and then when you come back out to your car, two donkeys decided to park on either side of you when there are dozens of other empty spots!!!
Nick325xiT 5spd said:
OK... Take a valium...
Ok...can you get those on eBay?:D
Hey Klangford,
You wouldn't happen to own a check casher, would you?
AlexRDI330ci said:
Hey Klangford,
You wouldn't happen to own a check casher, would you?
Referring to my sig? Nope, not a check casher, it's just everytime I go out of town on business my wife has made another couple thousand dollars just house sitting?
Uhhh, I thought you were ok with our little arrangement......JP
klangford said:


Ok...can you get those on eBay?:D
You can get anything on eBay. :D
"Whats worse is when you park way far out, and then when you come back out to your car, two donkeys decided to park on either side of you when there are dozens of other empty spots!!!"

I call that the sheep effect... put a couple of sheep in a big field, and they'll still huddle together as if they were in a pen... Of course I parked next to some guy's new Audi A4 this morning, so the snowplows wouldn't hit both of us...
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